Posted 7 hours ago on May 23 2013
The irony is what makes it so delicious.
Posted 22 hours ago on May 22 2013
Yes, I am going to a slide exercise class tonight, and yes, I can’t wait to tell you about it
Posted 2 days ago on May 20 2013
Is it me…or does this terrorist look exactly like Raffi from The League?
Posted: 3 days ago on May 20 2013
when @jaimenlee tells you to drink a goo gel drink made from seeds, ya just don’t question it.
Posted 4 days ago on May 19 2013
the rest of my apartment looks like a girl’s purse vomited on it, but hey how organized is this?!!?
Posted 4 days ago on May 18 2013
Tonight’s SNL goal: get Jennifer Garner to French braid my hair. I think I can do it.
Posted: 5 days ago on May 18 2013
Not the reason I thought I’d be late to brunch today, but okay…
Posted 5 days ago on May 17 2013
Was more excited for tonight’s @anthonyjeselnik show than a ’90s Hanson concert. It was almost better.
Posted: 5 days ago on May 17 2013
One day, I will explain why this is so funny. One day.
Posted: 6 days ago on May 17 2013
If I had a dollar for every time I went home to make sure my straightener wasn’t plugged in and saw this, I’d have enough to install a CCTV system.
Posted 1 week ago on May 16 2013
I have an addiction problem.
Posted 1 week ago on May 15 2013
Sleeping in insane fake eyelashes. You know, like all quirky girls do!
Posted: 1 week ago on May 15 2013
Trumpets?! At a time like this?! How dare you.
Posted 2 weeks ago on May 8 2013
My muumuu has been saved! It is resting quietly at home with loved ones. Thank you for your support in these harried times.
Posted: 2 weeks ago on May 8 2013
I think there’s a chance I might be getting worse with age
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